Barefoot and Pregnant (video)
Keep 'em laughin' to keep 'em from crying. (Just click where it says "Watch on YouTube.")
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It wasn't exactly the celebration that we would have wanted, but that's the way life is, these days.
Here’s my two-part theory regarding why Trump hates the federal government and its employees.
Part one: Money, obviously
Since it’s impossible to run the federal government and pay federal employees without taxes, cutting the size of the federal government and eliminating government employees by the thousands should result in a lower tax rate. What happens to the people who need the services that the federal government provides is of little concern to Trump. His goal is to keep his money and that of his rich cronies in his and their own pockets.
Of course Trump is choosing agency leaders who want to destroy, or at least partially disable, the agencies that they’re chosen to lead. What a great way to save money. 😡
Part two: Ego
Trump said it himself: “Only I can fix it.” I’m convinced that he has a god complex—I think he really believes he’s omniscient. Consequently, he sees anyone who has more expertise and/or experience than he has as an insult and a personal threat, and will do whatever he can to get rid of and/or discredit them, no matter the consequence(s). For example, he turned the wearing of face-masks during an air-borne pandemic into a loyalty test just to make himself look like a tough guy and score political points at the expense of the Centers for Disease Control. Millions of people died of COVID-19 unnecessarily as a result.
So of course Trump chose Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., a notorious opponent of vaccination, to head the Department of Health and Human Services. Since Kennedy is completely ignorant regarding anything health-related, he’s the perfect choice for someone who prefers to be surrounded by ignorant people who make him look good by comparison.
Parashat Mishpatim/Exodus chapter 21, verses 7-11 (copied from Sefaria):
"When a parent sells a daughter as a slave, she shall not go free as other slaves do.
אִם־רָעָ֞ה בְּעֵינֵ֧י אֲדֹנֶ֛יהָ אֲשֶׁר־[ל֥וֹ] (לא) יְעָדָ֖הּ וְהֶפְדָּ֑הּ לְעַ֥ם נׇכְרִ֛י לֹא־יִמְשֹׁ֥ל לְמׇכְרָ֖הּ בְּבִגְדוֹ־בָֽהּ׃
If she proves to be displeasing to her master, who designated her for himself, he must let her be redeemed; he shall not have the right to sell her to outsiders, since he broke faith with her.
וְאִם־לִבְנ֖וֹ יִֽיעָדֶ֑נָּה כְּמִשְׁפַּ֥ט הַבָּנ֖וֹת יַעֲשֶׂה־לָּֽהּ׃
And if the master designated her for a son, he shall deal with her as is the practice with free maidens.
אִם־אַחֶ֖רֶת יִֽקַּֽח־ל֑וֹ שְׁאֵרָ֛הּ כְּסוּתָ֥הּ וְעֹנָתָ֖הּ לֹ֥א יִגְרָֽע׃
If he takes another [into the household as his wife], he must not withhold from this one her food, her clothing, or her conjugal rights.
וְאִ֨ם־שְׁלׇשׁ־אֵ֔לֶּה לֹ֥א יַעֲשֶׂ֖ה לָ֑הּ וְיָצְאָ֥ה חִנָּ֖ם אֵ֥ין כָּֽסֶף׃ {ס}
If he fails her in these three ways, she shall go free, without payment."
This is a big favor, that a female slave who's been betrayed by her master should be freed without having to buy her freedom? And how, exactly, is this freed slave supposed to make a living?
Meanwhile, leaving Mishpatim and returning to the mess in America, federal employees are going to work in the morning and returning home unemployed the same day. And how, exactly, are thousands of suddenly-unemployed people supposed to make a living?
From Friday's news:
Trump the Tyrant and Elon the Unelected are like a pair of totally-untrained surgeons trying to excise so-called corruption from the American federal government administrative body--instead of using scalpels to remove any possibly-harmful excess, they're amputating all of the limbs without even bothering to determine whether such a drastic measure is necessary. 😡
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EVERYTHING is a business transaction to the Orange Pharaoh. I recommend that you read this Daily Kos article to the end--I think you'll appreciate that last paragraph. 😀
I have been saying for years that Trump doesn’t want to be president, he wants to be king. But he also sees himself as someone like a god--as he's been saying since his first run for president, "Only I can fix it"--and we’ve seen god-kings before. I'm just going to say it--Donald J. Trump is the Pharaoh of the United States. 😡
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Spoken-word artist Vanessa Hidary has a few words to say about being a proud Zionist.
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Wonderful singing and playing by Yahala Lachmish and the entire ensemble. Check out April Centrone's solo! Enjoy!
We're still singing the Unetanetokef prayer.
"Who will live and who will die . . . who by fire, who by water, who by the sword . . . "
In Israel, folks are dying by the sword.
In the southeastern United States, people died (and many others are still suffering) due to hurricanes.
In California, people are dying (or losing their homes or businesses or houses of worship) due to wildfires.
How long?
[Written after havdalah.]
"I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow your house down," said the wolf in the old story.
Well, here's the thing:
For openers, I'm about 10-15 pounds (about 4.5-6 kilos) lighter than I was about 10-15 years ago, not due to dieting or pharmaceutical assistance but due to digestive problems (IBS and SIBO--look them up). And for closers, I'm also 4 inches (about 10.16 centimeters) shorter than I was on our wedding day over 47 years ago due to osteoporosis (thinning/brittle bones). So whenever the wind speed gets up to or over about 30 miles (roughly 48.28 kilometers) per hour, you might as well tie a ribbon around my waist and sail me like a kite. 😀
In all seriousness, it's not as funny as it sounds--it's actually rather scary for an older person with both osteoporosis and poor balance to be blown around so hard that I have to struggle to keep myself from falling and breaking a wrist yet again. Do me a favor and *don't* "fly me to the moon."
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"As of December 8th, pediatric cases of pertussis in Michigan 1,578
In 2023, there were 110.
Vax rates declined by 60%"
I'm
just going to say this, despite how offensive it may be, because I
think it needs to be said--parents who refuse to vaccinate their
children because they're afraid that vaccines might cause autism are
saying that they'd rather their child be dead than different.
[Written after havdalah.]
My husband says that a previous rabbi of ours thought that the real reason why the Torah recorded the rape of Dina was to justify the fact that the sons of Jacob/b'nei Yaakov did not intermarry with the people of Shechem. In other words, that whole story was a polemic against assimilation and had absolutely nothing to do with Dina.
This indifference to the fate of women seems to be a frequent trend in the Tanach/Jewish Bible. Sarah gets passed off as Avraham's sister twice, and Avraham gets rich as a result. No one cares about Sarah's suffering. Leah and Rachel spend years competing with each other to see who can make more babies, and Jacob/Yaakov benefits. Tamar nearly gets burned alive by Judah/Yehudah for getting pregnant, and he benefits from the continuation of his family line. Dinah gets raped (some say seduced), and her brothers benefit by taking the women and children of Shechem captive after killing all the men, with no concern for Dinah's future. No one mentions that the female descendants of Jacob/Yaakov who were enslaved in Egypt were probably spared from being killed so that the Egyptian slaveholders could use them as sex slaves and breeding stock. Miriam, traditionally considered to have saved the life of Moses/Moshe as a baby, stands up for her right to be recognized as a prophet by G-d, and G-d punishes her by striking her with leprosy, after which she disappears from the Torah until her death is mentioned. King David's/David HaMelech's daughter Tamar gets raped by her half brother, and we have no idea happened to the rest of her life. King David's/David HaMelech's servants bring a real, live female--Avishag--to the king to play the part of an electric blanket to the king in his old age, and we have no idea happened to the rest of her life, either. The prophet Hoshea is disrespectful of his wife (and gives his children nasty names), and everyone still quotes him, with no comment about his behavior, when putting on tefillin.
It's hard for a feminist to take. Are the sages of old/Chazal sufficiently distressed by any of these tales to have created midrashim of which I'm not aware?
See also my Thursday, November 29, 2012 post, Parshat Vayishlach, 5773/2012 thoughts.
I think I injured my foot just by standing for too long, which is the same way I injured the same foot two years ago almost to the day. This is becoming a bad habit. The good news is that the x-ray showed that my foot isn't broken. (It wasn't broken the last time, either.) The bad news is that I'm still hopping around the apartment on crutches, and my poor husband (bless him) is stuck doing *everything.* But I should be fine in a week or two. Physical therapy, here I come.
Note to self: In the future, set a timer for 20 minutes every time you're washing dishes or doing other chores, and *sit down* for five minutes when it rings!
Isn’t it great? Now we can go back to wives obeying their husbands and making babies whether they want to or not, “coloreds” knowing their place, “homos” being neither seen nor heard, everyone saying Merry Christmas instead of Happy Holidays, no one daring to speak any language other than English in public, and an end to stupid curb cuts, sign language interpreters, and that special education nonsense. Take off your white hood—there’s no need for it anymore.
😡
Yes, this is satire. No, I am not amused. I’m not looking forward to the next four years. 😢
I'm sorry to say that I predicted this: See my Thursday, May 16, 2019 post, Re abortion-rights abolition quest: Only "dominant-class" males have permanent rights :( :( :(.
See also my Tuesday, November 28, 2017 post, Discrimination is discrimination:
Today's high temperature in New York City was 82 degrees Fahrenheit (27.7778 Celcius). I can't remember ever having experienced an 82-degree day in NYC on October 31. I honestly can't understand how anyone can doubt that global climate change is real.
It starts, "For/By David (depending on your translation), HaShem ori v'yish'i, HaShem is my light and my salvation, whom shall I fear?" But the third verse from the end says, "Do not abandon me to the will of my foes, for false witnesses have risen against me, breathing violence." (This is Rabbi Jonathan Sacks' translation). It seems to me as if everyone and their cousin is accusing Israel of genocide and hoping Israel will just lay down its arms and die.
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